Tuesday, December 7, 2010

We Will Destroy Your City Presents: Interactive Rock Opera Part 2

DJ Double A & DJ Screech
Theme: Interactive Rock Opera Part 2

OK here's the first rock opera+songs:
Blitzen Trapper - Gold for Bread
-Main character, Roy, sets out on the road
Pixies - Tony's Theme
-Picks up a hitchiker named Tony. Tony's a superhero btw. "This is a song about a superhero named Tony. It's called Tony's Theme"
Big Business - The Drift
-Roy and Tony realised that the devil told them both that they would meet eachother. They freak the fuck out.
Torche - Across the Sheilds
-Roy and Tony drive across the desert to Vegas! Did I mention that Roy's going to be a bodyguard for a mob boss? Cause that shits importent
Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris//Spacemen 3 - Take me to the other side
-The mob boss sends the two of them into space to get space grass (as in space weed)
Beatles - Yellow Submarine
-The martian spaceship where they're going to get the grass is a giant battle ship called the yellow submarine. This song plays out of giant speakers on it 24-7
Johnny Cash - A boy named Sue
-They meet up with martian kid who sells space grass. He tells them that shits way too expensive and that he knows where it's all kept if they take him to earth so that he can find his dad.
Fugazi - Epic Problem
-The warehouse with all the grass is heavily guarded. Epic problem.
Municipal Waste - Intro/Deathripper
-Tony, being a superhero, kicks some martian ass
Doors - Break on Through
-The Yellow Submarine is about to blow up for indistinct reasons and our heros need to gtfo
Aesop Rock - Getaway Car
-They get and escape pod called the getaway car and have to fight off 83.5 of the martian ships that chase them. Roy mans the guns and kicks ass
Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
-They get back to earth and turns out, the mob boss is the devil. Boom! Plot Twist!
Beastie Boys - Looking down the barrel of a gun
-More ass kickin from tony and sue while roy goes after the devil
Danial Licht - Hide Your Tears
-Showdown music for a showdown
Nam - Decorative Blade
-JK, the devil bones out to hell but leaves behind the one thing that can kill him, a decroative blade
Mos Def - Revelations/Made out of Babies - Peew
-They devil starts smoking the space grass and the world starts to suffocate in space smoke
Slayer - South of Heaven
-They gots to go after the devil. Like to hell. They go to it. Yeah.
Dueling Banjos
-Hells theme song because its a fucking scary song from deliverance
Tenacious D - Fuck her gently
-Complains of a lack of womens led to tony giving roy some tips on how to tap some succubi ass
Jay-Z - 99 Problems
-Roy now has 99 problems but the bitch aint one
Dead Weather - Hang you from the heavens
-Turns out the devils is sue's dad. Holy shit! Sue doesn't care because he's homeis with roy and tony now. They use the decorative blade and hang the devil from the heavens.
Thin Lizzy - Boys are back in town
-They get back to earth. Tony grabbed the space grass before they left. Booya!
Tenacious D - Tribute
-At the bar they try to remeber just what happened cause after a bunch of space grass and booze no one can remember

So it continues....
"Blue Wrath" I Monster - Getting drunk, but it's not the end of the world
"It's the End of the World" REM - But then it totally was
"Barcelona" The Builders And The Butchers - Roy is flung by a tornado to Barcelona
"Titus Andronicus Forever" Titus Andronicus - THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE
"10001110101" Clutch - Robot fightin' time with a random guy on the royal hunting grounds (for robots)
"Bukowski" Modest Mouse - The random guy is an old acquaintance, Bukowski, what an asshole
"Tik Tok" - Kesha/"Bye Bye Bye" N'Sync (Requests) - Bukowski pulls Roy into what used to be a club and the two get drunk and the robots come back and push Roy into the juke box
"Tribulations" LCD Soundsystem - They get a text from Tony saying that he got captured by aliens and an address. They exit the club and find the Starsky and Hutch car and start driving away from the robots
"No Need For Alarm" Del Tha Funky Homosapien - They get to the launch pad and find the biggest robot ever. Roy's all "no need for alarm"
"Bring Back Pluto" Aesop Rock - Roy hits the robot right between the eyes with a knife, killing it. They find that Tony's killed the guards but didn't want to fight the big robot. He found out the ship was supposed to go to Pluto...the plot thickens
"Intergalactic Robot Rock" Daft Punk vs Beastie Boys - BLAST OFF!!!!!
"Junkie Chase" Curtis Mayfield - They get chased by other ships
"Short Change Hero" The Heavy - They destroy the ships and get to Pluto. This 'aint no place for a hero.
"If You Wanna Be My Lover" Spice Girls (Request) - The Succubus, Betty, shows up through a portal. What a poorly set up Deus Ex Machina.
"Thriller" Michael Jackson - The Boy Named Sue comes through another portal. He's been in robot heaven and brings back all of the robots who ever died. HUGE BATTLE GOES HERE.
"...And Ever" Titus Andronicus - MORE BATTLE.
"Evil" Andrew Jackson Jihad - Turns out the Devil was behind the robots. who knew?
"Me and the Devil" Gil Scott-Heron - Roy gives a speech and gets into showdown stance
"Number of the Beast" Iron Maiden - The Devil jumps into Roy and processes him
"Wave of Mutilation" Pixies - Betty brings all of the main characters to help Roy kill the Devil because he owes her a first date. They ride a wave of mutilation and kick the Devils ass
"Separate Ways" Journey (Request) - Devil gets kicked out of Roy's head, goes through the portol to robot heaven. Everyone goes back to Earth and before they go their separate ways Bukowski invites Roy over for a drink.